Quilx- Land of the Simply Unbelievable

"You suck," he teased, and he put his shirt back on. "Dumb face. Wah."

"I was...you just HAD to ruin that. We were having a moment," he whined.

HE kneeled next to her. "Didn't you, now?" He raised an eyebrow.

"Aww, kiss kiss make better!" he cheered. "Yeah!"

"YOu know what? You succeed."

"I wasn't sure how to answer it, really," Daniel answered. "Not sure what exactly you want me to do."

"Doesn't it?" he asked. "Doesn't it?"

"Eh? That's not the question, is it?" he asked. He was anssering all her questions with questions.

"Is that the question, or isn't it?"

"I'm inqusitive," he answered coolly. "That's it."

He stared at her, unable to say anything. He stammered, but he couldn't get any words out.

He recovered, and he blinked at her. "Ehm..."

Natalie walked in and nearly had a seizure. "I was just wondering if you had a book i could borr...." His voice trailed off as he saw the current scene. "Dear lord! Daniel, I didn't know you had it in you! Oh, yeah. I've always known you had it in you. Soooo... you kids have fun, now." He tried to back away, shielding his eyes with a trembling hand and muttered, "Dear lord! Please, have some decency and lock the door next time, barbarrians." He caught his foot in the door and screeched, "Agh! Holy crap!" Then fell down with a thump and attempted to flounder his way back to his feet, trying to ignore the pain shooting up from his foot. "Oh god! I broke my freaking foot!"

"Wait! Well, I'm rolling on the floor racking over in pain, and you ask me if I'm OK?!" Natalie shrieked, not really meaning it. His toe was starting to turn black under the nail, causing him to scream louder. "Oh, crap. I'm so sorry, Aria! Oh, and Daniel, but mostly Aria. Oh, yeah. Would you guys PLEASE put on some freaking clothes?! Especially you, Aria. Nice bra, though. Anyway, please, if you would, call mum. ARGH! Oh, SHIZ! That is most definately broken!" Daniel pulled on his shirt and shifted over to help Natalie onto his feet. "No! No! I'm sorry, but NO! Va moos cool o! Go away, Mr. horny pants!" Natalie was a spazz about people seeing him when he was vulnerable. He was just sensative like that. "Stay back! Stay back!" Natalie began mutterring senseless strings of words. "Have decency! And with ARIA?! Oow! God, it HURTS!"

"Awwww..... Sophiana, you know I didn't mean to be mean!" Natalie said, tears coming to his eyes. "Why must Jesus must inflict such pain upon me?!" He cried, rolling while holding his toe and groaning. Xaphania ran into the doorway(although Natalie had already managed to wriggle and writh his way into the bedroom)with a first aid kit. She looked disappointed and said sullenly, "Oh. It's just you, Natalie. I thought some one else might be hurt. Like maybe Aria or Sophiana. Could you work on your extremety-to-eye contact a bit? Anyway, what's wrong? Oh. That. Nice toe. I would say that that is most definately broken. Put some ice on that. I have some pressing business to attend to, so... See you later." With that, she turned and walked briskly away.

"I wasn't crying! My eye balls were sweating! And yes, she IS very motherly! Anyway, at least she didn't freaking kill me and my sibling when she found out I was infected!" Kendrick's bottom lip began to tremble, and Natalie realied that he had gone way too far. "Oh, wow. That was awful." Natalie tried to give Kendrick a hug, but he punched him in the stomach. Hard. Tears were welling up in Kendrick's eyes, and he shoved past Natalie and began to run down the hallway.

Natalie came out covered in small, fluffy duck feathers and shot over to Kendrick and Daniel. "Sophiana attacked me with a couch cussion!" he said upsettedly. He looked Kendrick straight in the eye and said, "I WILL hug you." He lunged at him and gave him an enormous embrace. Kendrick clutched the bottom of Natalie's shirt tightly and began to squeeze it, just looking for something to hold on to. He began sobbing uncontrollably and Natalie hugged him tighter, hoping he wouldn't hurt him. "What I said earlier.... You know I didn't mean it. And the whole 'Va moos cool o!'(go suck yourself in Italian){after all Natalie and Xaph are both Italians}thing.... I'm just really sorry. I wish I hadn't said any of it." Daniel began to blink, but refused to cry. "AH...ouch. That's painful." Natalie groaned, holding his toe that he had just leaned on. Kendrick almost laughed, and that made Natalie smile.

OOC: It's Natali with no e on the end, not Natalie. Natalie is a girl's name. Natali is Italian. My great greadpaw's name.(He was an illegal Italian immigrant.)
IC: "Wait! Holy crap, since when have I been GAY?! Was this decided without me?! And I'm not! I have a huge crush on Angelina Jo Lee! Plus the fact that Sophiana was wearing a sports bra totally turned me on!" Natalie screeched. "I can't just give you a frickin hug when you're depressed?! What is the world coming to?! Besides, you needed it! If I hadn't, you'd still be sitting in a crumpled heap on the floor sobbing your eyes out like a grotesque little infant! And I'm sorry. That was insensative of me. But it was true."

-- Edited by Xaphania at 14:43, 2008-09-28

"Oh, crap. You know I can't help my idiocy. I didn't mean it, and you know that. Now I'll have to go slice all my blood vessels and kill myself. Will that sattisfy you?"

"Dude, you know I was kidding, right? I don't even know where 80% of my arteries are. And I wouldn't kill myself over you. I thought you would know me enough to know that I would never love you that much." Natalie almost put his arm by Daniel's around Kendrick's neck, but decided it would make him look too gay. So he gave him a comforting-ish pat. He got up and began to walk away when he saw Xaphania speeding down the hall with a fly swatter. "Did you really make Kendrick cry?! I'll weld you!" She began to beat him with the fly swatter angrily. "OW! Mum, you're psychotic! Stop! Stop, stop, STOP! AURGH! Help! Daniel, Kendrick, Sophiana! Somebody just GET HER OFF!"

"UGH! Now that you guys are ganging up on me, I'm leaving!" He stormed off and went into his room to get a cuppity cake, of which he had many. He leaned out and shouted, "Cup cakes! Anyone want one? They're almost fresh!"

"Good lord, Kendrick! Just let him have a cup cake!" Natalie said. He walked over to Daniel and handed him a yellow cake cup cake lathered in white icing, shooting a meaningful glance at Kendrick. He said pointedly, "Hope you enjoy this ultra delicious piece of dairy/grain product of which Kendrick has none."

"How am I being me? I don't UNDERSTAND! I'm not usually a total crap wad!" Natali objected, then thought about it. "You're completely correct. I am always this mean. I'll work on that." Natali walked off sullenly back to his room.

Sophiana very hesitantly wiped Kendrick's tears with the heel of her hand.
"You're a wuss," she said, "and when you cry and can't wipe your own tears, you know there's a problem. And you looked real pathetic, so don't get the wrong idea."
"He's not a wu-" Daniel started before Sophiana broke in.
"He's a wuss, Daniel."
"It's true," Kendrick said subtley.
"Don't say that! What is the world coming to, wusses who can accept that they're wusses!" Daniel said.